Questions for the "Quo"

Why do fingernails grow faster than toenails?
Why are innocent questions treated with scorn?
Why is there no genuine discussion of roof options, athletic fields, room for expansion on the site?
How come a King of Hearts is the only king in the deck without a moustache?
How come only about thirty people showed up for an "informational meeting"??
How come a chicken cannot fly for more than 13 seconds?
Why are there so many unanswered questions about the new school -- and still they press on?
If an astronaut cries in space, do tears float or flow down their faces?
Why is there an assumption that taxpayers are unwilling to pay for a really good building?
How come opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven?
Why does a thirty-million dollar project somehow look like it's being done "on the cheap"?

(with thanks to Eamonn Fitzgerald)